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<blockquote data-quote="Deviant" data-source="post: 187776" data-attributes="member: 7777"><p>Thought this would you cheer you up man!!!!!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I looked out the window and seen his bald head</p><p>I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg</p><p>Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair</p><p>Launched that shot and he was caught out there</p><p>Saw the convertible driving by</p><p>Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly</p><p>He went for his to find he didn't have one</p><p>Put him in check correct with my egg gun</p><p>The egg a symbol of life</p><p>Go inside your house and bust out your wife</p><p>Pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke</p><p>The trigger I pulled his face the yoke</p><p>Reached in his pocket took all his cash</p><p>Left my man standing with an egg moustache</p><p>Suckers they come a dime a dozen</p><p>And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about boyee</p><p></p><p>Yeh, that's right, I'm the Egg Man</p><p>Driving Around, King of the town</p><p>Always got my windows rolled down</p><p>You know, I'm the Egg Man</p><p></p><p>Once upon a time</p><p>Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg</p><p>He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg</p><p>Tossed it out the window three minutes hot</p><p>Hit the Rastaman he said bloodclot</p><p>Which came first the chicken or the egg</p><p>I egged the chicken then I ate his leg</p><p>Riding the trains in between cars</p><p>When I pull out the station you're gonna get yours</p><p>Drive by eggings plaguing L.A.</p><p>Yo they just got my little cousin ese</p><p>Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny</p><p>It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy</p><p>People laugh it's no joke</p><p>My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke</p><p>Now they got me in a cell but I don't care</p><p>It was then that I caught catching people out there</p><p></p><p>Up on the roof, in my car</p><p>Up all night, I'm pulling through signs like Dolomite</p><p>The mack, I'm the Egg Man</p><p>Taxi Driver, I'm the Egg Man</p><p></p><p>We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back</p><p>We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back</p><p>Sam I am down with the program</p><p>Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam</p><p>Come Halloween you know I come strapped</p><p>I throw it at a sucker K-pap</p><p>You made the mistake you judge a man by his race</p><p>You go through life with egg on your face</p><p>You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling</p><p>You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling</p><p>Families puck rocks the businessman</p><p>I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand</p><p>Not like the crack that you put in a pipe</p><p>But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Deviant, post: 187776, member: 7777"] Thought this would you cheer you up man!!!!! I looked out the window and seen his bald head I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair Launched that shot and he was caught out there Saw the convertible driving by Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly He went for his to find he didn't have one Put him in check correct with my egg gun The egg a symbol of life Go inside your house and bust out your wife Pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke The trigger I pulled his face the yoke Reached in his pocket took all his cash Left my man standing with an egg moustache Suckers they come a dime a dozen And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about boyee Yeh, that's right, I'm the Egg Man Driving Around, King of the town Always got my windows rolled down You know, I'm the Egg Man Once upon a time Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg Tossed it out the window three minutes hot Hit the Rastaman he said bloodclot Which came first the chicken or the egg I egged the chicken then I ate his leg Riding the trains in between cars When I pull out the station you're gonna get yours Drive by eggings plaguing L.A. Yo they just got my little cousin ese Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy People laugh it's no joke My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke Now they got me in a cell but I don't care It was then that I caught catching people out there Up on the roof, in my car Up all night, I'm pulling through signs like Dolomite The mack, I'm the Egg Man Taxi Driver, I'm the Egg Man We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back Sam I am down with the program Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam Come Halloween you know I come strapped I throw it at a sucker K-pap You made the mistake you judge a man by his race You go through life with egg on your face You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling Families puck rocks the businessman I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand Not like the crack that you put in a pipe But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe [/QUOTE]
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