DigitalSword
New Member
*sigh*
Fen, your not just any tool anymore,
<img src="http://www.stanleytools.com/catalog_images/web_detail/33719_72dpi_webmax.jpg" border="0" />
Your a Stanley Tape Measure, Your yellow, descrepantly marked, Round, and generally boring to look at, You have no real purpose, because lets face it, any real man can eyeball the waste of that hot ass blonde's across the bar and then bet he can guess it just to buy her a drink, but you, you whip out your tape cause your just that tacky, and then you measure yourself and wonder why the two-bit whore slapped u when she pulled off your pants, so stop worrying about your measurement inadequacies, fen, besides, real men choose craftsmen.
Fen, your not just any tool anymore,
<img src="http://www.stanleytools.com/catalog_images/web_detail/33719_72dpi_webmax.jpg" border="0" />
Your a Stanley Tape Measure, Your yellow, descrepantly marked, Round, and generally boring to look at, You have no real purpose, because lets face it, any real man can eyeball the waste of that hot ass blonde's across the bar and then bet he can guess it just to buy her a drink, but you, you whip out your tape cause your just that tacky, and then you measure yourself and wonder why the two-bit whore slapped u when she pulled off your pants, so stop worrying about your measurement inadequacies, fen, besides, real men choose craftsmen.