BillyTheKid
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The Simple Joke...
Two men are walking down the street...
I forget the punch-line, but your mother's a whore.
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A waiter asks a man, “May I take your order, sir?â€
“Yes,†the man replies. “I’m just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?â€
“Nothing special, sir. We just tell them staight out that they’re going to die.â€
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A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot annouces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an emergency landing. The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, and throws herself on him. "Make me feel like a woman again!" she screamed. So the man rips his shirt off and hands it to her. "Here you go, you crazy bitch, iron this."
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Donald Rumsfeld is briefing president Bush: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"Oh no!" exclaims the president, "that's terrible!"
His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as Bush sits, head in hands.
Finally, he looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd...
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What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was The Wall.
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Doctor, doctor! I need glasses!"
"You certainly do, ma'am. This is a barber shop."
Two men are walking down the street...
I forget the punch-line, but your mother's a whore.
______________________________________________
A waiter asks a man, “May I take your order, sir?â€
“Yes,†the man replies. “I’m just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?â€
“Nothing special, sir. We just tell them staight out that they’re going to die.â€
_________________________________________________________________________
A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot annouces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an emergency landing. The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, and throws herself on him. "Make me feel like a woman again!" she screamed. So the man rips his shirt off and hands it to her. "Here you go, you crazy bitch, iron this."
____________________________________________________________-
Donald Rumsfeld is briefing president Bush: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"Oh no!" exclaims the president, "that's terrible!"
His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as Bush sits, head in hands.
Finally, he looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
____________________________________________________-
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd...
spacer
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was The Wall.
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Doctor, doctor! I need glasses!"
"You certainly do, ma'am. This is a barber shop."