Inspired by Jordan's request for Christmas stories and dedicated to those of us who use only stock and GP gear...
Combat Arms
(to the tune of “Jingle Bells”)
Dashing through Junk Flea
With an Uzi or AK
Jumping over crates
Full auto all the way
AP mines are set
‘Nades fall all around
Oh what fun it is to blast
Your nuts into the ground
Oh, Combat Arms, Combat Arms
The party never ends
Oh what fun it is to bust
A cap in all your friends
Combat Arms, Combat Arms
We play it every night
Shooting specs between the eyes
Sure makes us feel alright.
Last night in Rattle Snake
I thought I’d take a shot
But I forgot my scope
Can’t hit without that dot
I tried the iron sights
They seemed to work okay
Until some douche with NX gear
Just wrecked my whole damn day
Oh, Combat Arms, Combat Arms
The party never ends
Oh what fun it is to bust
A cap in all your friends
Combat Arms, Combat Arms
We play it every night
Shooting specs between the eyes
Sure makes us feel alright
