Did you ever notice...that when you fart in the bath...it smells way worse than any other place on earth? wtf is up with that? Discuss amongst yourselves.
well, if the water is hot enough, the fart molecules stick to the water vapor and do not disperse as much as they would if you farted anywhere else. You then breathe in the concentrated fart water vapor and smells 10x stronger. That was an easy myth to bust.
If you fart with your ass right up against a jet, it opens up just enough to let the jet in, then it shoots out your mouth and you look like a greek fountain.
edit* On a side note...I don't believe I have ever viewed the words "shit" and "particles" together in the same sentence. I keep saying it in my head and laughing.
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