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caitlin

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well tonight at work i got hit on by customers 3 different times and i was only there for 3 hours.
i think thats a new record for me.

is that interesting enough?
i figured it would spike your interest considering you are the perv.
 

EMA

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caitlin said:
well tonight at work i got hit on by customers 3 different times and i was only there for 3 hours.
i think thats a new record for me.

is that interesting enough?
i figured it would spike your interest considering you are the perv.

wish i could just go to work for 3 hours...i'm stuck there for 12
 

DiLLa

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so i was coming home today on the highway and I keep a safe distance between me and the car in front of me doing mmm around 80. I see brake lights ahead and peoples backends lifting up from stopping to fast..its always a habit for me when i brake somewhat hard i look in the rear view, and whaddya know a ford explorer is coming behind me WAYYYY to fast so I drop it in 2nd go to the emergency lane, missing the car in front of me by about 2 to 4 inches give or take cuz it happened so fast i really dont kno but it lookd that close and he slams the guy who used to be in front of me...WOW TO THAT SHIT
 

illusion

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GJ DILLA! If they would have ran into you, it would have been their fault and u would have got some $$$$.

Perv, " I SEE YOUR CAMEL TOE!!!!!"
 

Hypnos

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that's bad ass you had the piece of mind to actually get out of the lane. i'd have just prayed and became a VW Golf sandwhich. And sure..i would have been paid....but it would suck a dick to have to deal with not having a car for however long it took.
 

Puppet

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Shit, we almost lost him. He's one of our best awpers!

Humor aside, glad youre ok and hope they didn't fuck up the poor bastard in front of you too much.
 

Fiero

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So Punx helped to develope those LIGHTING FAST reflexes that probably saved your life....

You look in the mirror and subconsciencely see a terrorist, so you slam it down into burstfire, dive into the emergency shrubbery bush, BOOM someone stole your headshot....
 
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Fiero

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or you could have always amx_rocket_FordExplorer and all problems would have been solved.


but then mabye god would have ban'd you for admin abuse...
 
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