Dr. Phil is a genius!

[Defender]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could all use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

 

[Intro]

Guess I better light this blunt back up..

:mrgreen:

 

[stoned_MONKee]

Omni is gonna drop a huge load after that lil meal.

 

[imported_SuXoR]

Tommy Chong "...whoooooah- you just ate the most acid I ever saw in my life!" "Meeeellllooooowwwww....... Meeeellllooooowwwww....... AAAAHHHH!!!!" "Sometimes that helps maen"

 

[blze]

license and registration.
isnt it there on the back man?

you keep a-knockin' but you can't come in.
i can see clearly now the rain is gone.....

his name is "RAAAALPH"


rofl, one of teh best scenarios ever!!!!

but, when cheech is selling weed and chong is the woolworth security guard,
omfg that is the funniest shit ever.

yes, i just read sux's post and it pwnt the thread, so now we are off topic, sue me.

 

[Puppet]

Funniest fuckin post I've read on here in a long time.

 

[stoned_MONKee]

We even got "the old man" to chuckle! :lol:

 

[Puppet]

Hey, you guys ain't no spring chickens yourself.

 

[stoned_MONKee]

boing, boing, boing; cluck, cluck, cluck. :lol: :lol:

 

[CuRRyINaHuRRy]

Hey, you guys ain't no spring chickens yourself.

LMAO !

 

[Machiavelli]

Hey, you guys ain't no spring chickens yourself.

LMAO !

That happens when nobody under 18 is allowed