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Mom's Son

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If your city is up there post it.

http://www.crazylaws.com/

• Daytona Beach: The molestation of trash cans is banned; While intoxicated, being under influence of narcotics is prohibited; It shall be unlawful for any person to swim or bathe in that portion of the Atlantic Ocean within the corporate limits of the city when under the influence of intoxicating liquor or narcotic drugs to the extent that his or her normal faculties are impaired;

:lol:

I molest trash cans for extra cash.
 
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Intro

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Best one I found for Georgia is this:

• You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.

"THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!"

Home sweet home..
 
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SJsniperjoe

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In Baltimore it is illegal to mistreat oysters.

lmao, oysters... you know how many oyster not intended for eating I come across in baltimore? and the intended for eating as well?

I'm gonna go buy a bushel throw them off the top top of the Trade Center.
 
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caitlin

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• Allentown: There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public.

well i've aided someone in breaking that one.
damn pennsylvania
 
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eggs

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reading just North Carolina's laws makes me wonder if they are for real or just bullshit
i would like some proof damit
 
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Deviant

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By law, "watch stuffers" are unwelcome in McKeesport, Pa. Now, no one is quite sure what a watch stuffer does, but whatever he does, he better do it somewhere else. That's 10 minutes from my house.


In Pennsylvania, "any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue."


Pittsburgh: It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car. No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.
 
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SJsniperjoe

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just wanted to add these two:

• It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
• You cannot swear while inside the city limits of Baltimore.
 
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Casualty

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It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose

All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.

Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.
 
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slick

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My town:

• Kill Devil Hills: You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars.


none of that "look mom, no hands!!" shit.....
 
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RaNcid

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"It's against the law to sing off key in North Carolina." yeah... american Idol just came through here. Arrest all those bitches. if these are true they need to update them... or just delete them.
 
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EMA

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• Waynesboro: It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.

lol

• Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.

well....nvm i'll leave that one alone
 
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Animal Mother

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NJ:

Trenton: You may not throw a bad pickle in the street. Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.
Newark:It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
• Elizabeth: It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.

thats NJ for ya :D
 
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