fucking mother fucker

[RaNcid]

I just left to go get smokes and some mcdonalds and I hit a deer head on with my car. Fucking piece of shit... arrrrghh!

 

[Deviant]

Holy shit you alright Tina?

 

[RaNcid]

yeah i'm fine. effin cars not. I'm making a god damn pizza right now because the deer had to fuck up me getting to my mcdonalds. *shakes fist*

and the deer didn't even die! stupid bitch all of a sudden has a will to live after it gets punted 30 feet by my car. No cars are even on that street this late. It couldn't have fucked waited 2 fucking seconds. Mother nature and its haste for stupidity!

 

[caitlin]

hah
fucking deer.
always pop out of nowhere.

 

[mom]

next time u see one make sure u speed up?
that way it stays down :lol:

 

[SamSeed]

Then do what the hicks used to do in my area. Throw it on your hood and make dinner later.. ;-)

 

[mYth]

Well at least ur alive.......I've seen much worse. Just next time kill teh damn thing so u can have u some deer jerky!!!!! :lol:

 

[Puppet]

Sorry to hear about your car but does this mean you won't be going to California now and you can play in the match :mrgreen:

 

[psychonaut13]

one can only hope

 

[BillyTheKid]

Then do what the hicks used to do in my area. Throw it on your hood and make dinner later.. ;-)

a test was taking 90% of people in a car accident said OH FUCK 10% said hey watch this
those 10 percent were from texas

 

[Intro]

No cars are even on that street this late. It couldn't have fucked waited 2 fucking seconds. Mother nature and its haste for stupidity!

Couldn't YOU have waited a few hours for McDonald's?

:roll:

I hit a buck in the ass one time and his head swung around and punched two holes in my door.

It sucked.

 

[EMA]

No cars are even on that street this late. It couldn't have fucked waited 2 fucking seconds. Mother nature and its haste for stupidity!

Couldn't YOU have waited a few hours for McDonald's?

:roll:

I hit a buck in the ass one time and his head swung around and punched two holes in my door.

It sucked.

least it wasn't your head

 

[Palooza]

that sucks tina.
I remember when my dad hit a deer, it fucks up cars really bad. And the damn deer never gets hurt.

 

[CuRRyINaHuRRy]

Good thing no fucking deers here.

 

[King Ad. Rock]

my dad crashed his motorcycle into a deer a few years back