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BillyTheKid

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Quote of the year....from my health teacher

Ok so im in health today and my health teacher tells everyone to come up and give him the papers we were supposed to write. At this point I'm looking around at everyone elses paper and realizing that I did the assignment completely wrongl. But I went up to hand in what I had. I gave him the paper and he looks at it, and looks at me with a digusted face and says, "How come your the only person who didn't do this right? So I'm like "That's how you told us to do it when you first gave us the assignment." So he gets pissed cause he's always pissed and responds "Well yesterday I told everyone that you had to write a full 4 pages." and he hands the paper back to me. So i get a little frustrated and say "Well this is what I have and I'm not gonna go re-write it or anything so here." and i gave the paper back. Then the most glorious thing happens, he gets very upset with me and says the greatest thing I've ever heard a highschool teacher say... "Well fuck you...you did it wrong." I really did not know what to say at this point. I just kinda stood there awstruck for a few seconds...and I'm not quite sure what happened after that but there was no more words shared between the two of us, and he took my paper without anymore argument. So I went and sat back down still in shock> But i snapped out of it when the guest speaker startin yelling at us about compulsive gambling....
 
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Puppet

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I feel like I just walked into the twilight zone. Your teacher was right. Fuck you! You did it wrong. Take the damn thing and redo it or I'll make the girls soccer coach sit on you. Since you gave me 1 piece of paper, I will give you 1/4 the score you would normally get with your sucky writing talents. That's a zero no matter how you do the math. Get out my face William, I have students to take care of that managed to do this right.
 

BillyTheKid

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Puppet said:
I feel like I just walked into the twilight zone. Your teacher was right. Fuck you! You did it wrong. Take the damn thing and redo it or I'll make the girls soccer coach sit on you. Since you gave me 1 piece of paper, I will give you 1/4 the score you would normally get with your sucky writing talents. That's a zero no matter how you do the math. Get out my face William, I have students to take care of that managed to do this right.
rofl i said fuckem to my friend in the back a little to loud so now im gunna fail lol
 

Hypnos

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OHH!! he said fuck it and now he gonna fail!! REally funny! I just want to say lol lol over and over again because failing is so much fun. Get a life Billy. Noone thinks it's cute that you act like you don't care about your grades. Do your fucking work.
 

Deviant

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Yeah, if you did it wrong do it again. I have no respect for that shit Billy seeing as how I'll be a certified Health techer in 2 years.
 

Deviant

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I also agree with Perv, that guy sounds like a dick but it's also because hehas to deal with fuckin kids like Billy that give him shit everyday. Being a teacher is stressful as hell and I know I'm gonna have to restrain myself every day so I won't tell some punkass kid to fuck off.
 

MeanMugginFool

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Yeah, speaking as a former 4th grade teacher, be ready to be incredibly patient and restrained on a daily basis. I can recall a few times where I almost slipped and said some things I shouldn't have. The kids are not oo bad at that age, but parents and administration was a major pain in the ass. God bless those who go into teaching, it really is one of the most honorable professions I can think of, and kudos to those who can stick to it and do it for 20+ years. Also, Billy, quit being a difficult prick, I remember a kid who tried to pull the same shit in my HS, kid got in school suspension for 3 days and then Saturday detention for a month, which he spent cleaning out old lockers in the gym.
 

Deviant

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MeanMugginFool said:
Deviant said:
Yeah, if you did it wrong do it again. I have no respect for that shit Billy seeing as how I'll be a certified Health techer in 2 years.

Hope they teach you how to spell there at Slippery Rock :p

One error you anal retentive slut; if anything it's the lack of commas haha.
 
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