No No No, that's silly, I don't drink at work. The last time I did that I had to put my cerveza down for a min. and when I got back it was gone. Some 1st grader took it and finished it. Then I was like "what the fuck, you little motherfucker, go buy your own beer." Then I ripped her pony tail out of her head. Then when her little old grandmother came in to pick her up I was like "your little fuckin bitch drank my beer." Then I went into the gym closet and grabbed a jumprope and beat the shit out of her with it. Then I got in trouble for leaving a empty glass bottle laying around and it was'nt even my fault because I did'nt finish it.
