History of Canada - Part 1
Canada is a big country, a really big country. Its pretty cold up here, so we have to live in igloos. The reason I lag out so much is because I'm having to morse code my play to some guy in the states who transfers it to CS script. Walks to school are fun, we've only had 18 polar bear attacks this year, down from 23 last year. When the ice melts (cause its turning into summer here cause we're on the other hemisphere), my dad and I are going to go hunt seals. To bad the police to away his boom sticks. Donut stocks are up 43%, which is good because we can trade with the Russians for vodka.
Canada is a big country, a really big country. Its pretty cold up here, so we have to live in igloos. The reason I lag out so much is because I'm having to morse code my play to some guy in the states who transfers it to CS script. Walks to school are fun, we've only had 18 polar bear attacks this year, down from 23 last year. When the ice melts (cause its turning into summer here cause we're on the other hemisphere), my dad and I are going to go hunt seals. To bad the police to away his boom sticks. Donut stocks are up 43%, which is good because we can trade with the Russians for vodka.