History of Canada - Part I

{Iceman}

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History of Canada - Part 1

Canada is a big country, a really big country. Its pretty cold up here, so we have to live in igloos. The reason I lag out so much is because I'm having to morse code my play to some guy in the states who transfers it to CS script. Walks to school are fun, we've only had 18 polar bear attacks this year, down from 23 last year. When the ice melts (cause its turning into summer here cause we're on the other hemisphere), my dad and I are going to go hunt seals. To bad the police to away his boom sticks. Donut stocks are up 43%, which is good because we can trade with the Russians for vodka.
 
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Puppet

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{Iceman} said:
History of Canada - Part 1

Canada is a big country, a really big country. Its pretty cold up here, so we have to live in igloos. The reason I lag out so much is because I'm having to morse code my play to some guy in the states who transfers it to CS script. Walks to school are fun, we've only had 18 polar bear attacks this year, down from 23 last year. When the ice melts (cause its turning into summer here cause we're on the other hemisphere), my dad and I are going to go hunt seals. To bad the police to away his boom sticks. Donut stocks are up 43%, which is good because we can trade with the Russians for vodka.

LOL Iceman. I am glad you gave us this little lesson. The borders are closed to us so we have no idea how things are up there. By the way, I only said that you know everybody and that it was a territory you goof. So do you know Boris and Natasha?
 

{Iceman}

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Puppet said:
{Iceman} said:
History of Canada - Part 1

Canada is a big country, a really big country. Its pretty cold up here, so we have to live in igloos. The reason I lag out so much is because I'm having to morse code my play to some guy in the states who transfers it to CS script. Walks to school are fun, we've only had 18 polar bear attacks this year, down from 23 last year. When the ice melts (cause its turning into summer here cause we're on the other hemisphere), my dad and I are going to go hunt seals. To bad the police to away his boom sticks. Donut stocks are up 43%, which is good because we can trade with the Russians for vodka.

LOL Iceman. I am glad you gave us this little lesson. The borders are closed to us so we have no idea how things are up there. By the way, I only said that you know everybody and that it was a territory you goof. So do you know Boris and Natasha?

Oh yeah, Boris is in my Calc class (in the igloo) and I see Natasha at the racks of dried meat market. :p
 

Swearengen

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I confess to invading your country for good beer, cheap cigarettes, drunken moose-tipping, and (of course) your insane titty bars.

Keep up the good work to the north.

PS--Put in a good word with Santa for me.
 
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Ru$$ianM4A1

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{Iceman} said:
History of Canada - Part 1

Canada is a big country, a really big country. Its pretty cold up here, so we have to live in igloos. The reason I lag out so much is because I'm having to morse code my play to some guy in the states who transfers it to CS script. Walks to school are fun, we've only had 18 polar bear attacks this year, down from 23 last year. When the ice melts (cause its turning into summer here cause we're on the other hemisphere), my dad and I are going to go hunt seals. To bad the police to away his boom sticks. Donut stocks are up 43%, which is good because we can trade with the Russians for vodka.

HAHA only 18 polar bear atacks thats some funny shit iceman :) and i find that vodka remark very true :) dats what us russians do
 
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