horrific dnd moments

[Mapmaster-1-bak]

ill just say it in a scriptish form (a game of dnd between my dad and his friends...)

First Moment's main pplz
Dad: lawful evil character
A Dwarf: nuf said.
Dads FriendS: also nuf said :/

Dad's character: *cuts off dwarves limbs at joint* *nails him to the floor (1 nail, guess where :wtf: )*
*sticks a ring of regen on him (also guess where )*

needless to say, this freaked his friends out and they laughed about it for years.

Second moment:
Dad: DM
Friends: Heroic Party

Basically the party was fighting a master necromancer and 'happens' to step on a teleporter that only teleports NON LIVING MATTER to the center of town. guess what, clothes, weapons and shields aint living matter :infernal: GG peoplez.


sorry, had to share these twisted moments with you.

 

[Xeridanus]

That is sick and twisted and yet... amusing.

 

[Mapmaster-1-bak]

oh yeah i forgot. hehehe.
he cauterized the dwarves cut-off limbs so they wouldnt regenerate :troll:
(gets an image of gollum in that situation and shudders)
[imitating gollum] lookit me i can wiggle my precious around
:wtf: why do i remember/think of this crud....

 

[Benx_X]

mapmaster does your dad seriously act like this? cause if he does, his wierd...

 

[MeTaL GuArD]

When i readen that i fell to the floor laughing... Really hilarious to me.

 

[Undead_Lives]

Sick and twisted, yes. Amusing, not really, imo.

 

[Mapmaster-1-bak]

Yeah it IS a bit creepy. *twitch* it was a long time ago though. adnd aint popular no more...

 

[Fladian]

I only played DnD online, unfortunately. I would like to do it sometime not-online though. =)

 

[Undead_Lives]

Never played DnD...wait what is it?

 

[Fladian]

Dungeons & Dragons.

There are a few games from them. I can't really name a famous one, (at the moment) unfortunately.

 

[Undead_Lives]

oOo...makes sense. I've heard of it, never really got into it.

 

[Fladian]

I sure did. Though I doubt my father would had to have anything to do with it

 

[Undead_Lives]

Ya, my dad doesn't get into video games at all..

 

[Fladian]

Same here. Mine is quite old fashioned, suffers from "brain damage" (which is no joke) and has a very short temper. In opposite to my mother and mine.

 

[Undead_Lives]

I've got a bit of a short temper...but only a bit.