imported_SuXoR
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>> The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents
>> to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
>>
>> The next day the kids came back and 1 by 1 began to tell their stories.
>>
>> "Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
>>
>> "Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Barbara. She was a
>> pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over
>> enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a
>> survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't
>> break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy
>> troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of
>> bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then
>> she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
>>
>> "Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your
>> daddy tell you from this horrible story?"
>>
>> "Stay the fuck away from Aunt Barbara when she's drinking
>> to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
>>
>> The next day the kids came back and 1 by 1 began to tell their stories.
>>
>> "Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
>>
>> "Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Barbara. She was a
>> pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over
>> enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a
>> survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't
>> break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy
>> troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of
>> bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then
>> she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
>>
>> "Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your
>> daddy tell you from this horrible story?"
>>
>> "Stay the fuck away from Aunt Barbara when she's drinking