I really need to get rid of this god damn stupid wooden puppet! He just hangs in my closet and stares at me like a jackal stares at a rabbit. A few times, I woke up and the stupid puppet was in bed with me laying on my pillow, looking at me. This puppet has flat puppety hands and creeply glossy eyes. I swear he's gonna kill somebody. I think he killed my cat.. I'm serious. Just get this god damn puppet away from me!