A letter from me to anyone.
JUST SAW MY TURTLE EAT FOR THE FIRST TIME!
Fucking rocks man, I got this water turtle... His name is "Ron Wellness". I named him after a t-shirt I got on my 24th birthday when I fucked this hot Porto Rican girl in the ass and face at the Waldorf here in the city... It’s yellow and has a turtle holding a flag that says wellness. Well anyway, he never eats when I'm around. This time however, I hid under the window seal and saw it all! What wonderful wellness indeed! Man, the way he jumps off that rock is the coolest too! Wait a second, what if my turtle is a girl… I mean I can’t have a female turtle named Ron can I? Anyone have a suggestion on my turtles female name, I think I will just give it two names since I don’t want to, or have any desire to look for its penis. I sure do miss that girl from my birthday, wow she was great. After the brutal over priced hotel room fuck fest we ordered all the room service and booze we could, it was all on a rich country stars tab any who… Wonder if he knew I ass fucked his New York fuck toy while he was gone. I mean we broke everything in the bathroom, no joke.
Ttyl,
Dustin
Oh shit P.S.
~Wish you were here.
JUST SAW MY TURTLE EAT FOR THE FIRST TIME!
Fucking rocks man, I got this water turtle... His name is "Ron Wellness". I named him after a t-shirt I got on my 24th birthday when I fucked this hot Porto Rican girl in the ass and face at the Waldorf here in the city... It’s yellow and has a turtle holding a flag that says wellness. Well anyway, he never eats when I'm around. This time however, I hid under the window seal and saw it all! What wonderful wellness indeed! Man, the way he jumps off that rock is the coolest too! Wait a second, what if my turtle is a girl… I mean I can’t have a female turtle named Ron can I? Anyone have a suggestion on my turtles female name, I think I will just give it two names since I don’t want to, or have any desire to look for its penis. I sure do miss that girl from my birthday, wow she was great. After the brutal over priced hotel room fuck fest we ordered all the room service and booze we could, it was all on a rich country stars tab any who… Wonder if he knew I ass fucked his New York fuck toy while he was gone. I mean we broke everything in the bathroom, no joke.
Ttyl,
Dustin
Oh shit P.S.
~Wish you were here.