The moral of the story is: Get yourself so drunk that you cant walk, its a good thing, and has never hurt anyone.
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I'm afraid it does, James. I'll give you two examples.
1. Because a friend of mine was drunk enough he couldn't walk, he
smashed an other friend's computer.
2. First time I was drunk, and suffering my first hang over (I was quite... a goner when I was drunk back then. Drinking 3/4th of a bottle of Gold Strike (50%) really isn't good for the health. Especially if it's your first time drinking it
) my mother was hospitalized in critical condition - and worsening every passing moment. I haven't drank much alcohol afterwards.