Infected!

[Intro]

I think my cell phone has a virus.

:?

I took it by the cingular place and the guy said "looks like a screen issue".

:shock:

Thank evolution for that guy - I'd have died lonely and confused without his help.

This post isn't very conducive to, well, anything.. I know. While I feel a bit bad about even hitting submit, I find comfort in sharing my story of cell phone trouble. Besides, I'm sure it'll turn into a conversation about the size of Dirty's peepee.

'Til then, here's a picture of my ass:

 

[WoRm5406]

What type guitar is that?

The curve is nice.

It looks like it has some character.

 

[slick]

"looks like a screen issue".

 

[Ramon Knight]

Looks like my brothers after he sat on it, though his had a small crack and the display was an orange/red circle, looked like a sunset.

 

[Intro]

Yeah, it's become like my own little pet.

Every morning I check my phone to see how much bigger Spot has grown.

Did anyone take a close look at my ass tattoo?

:mrgreen:

Oh yeah, Worm.. The guitar. I call her "The Pink Lady". <3

 

[WoRm5406]

Yeah, it's become like my own little pet.

Every morning I check my phone to see how much bigger Spot has grown.

Did anyone take a close look at my ass tattoo?

:mrgreen:

Oh yeah, Worm.. The guitar. I call her "The Pink Lady". <3

Are you sure I was talking about the guitar, in all the questions I asked?? I was only talking about ti in one question.. LOL

 

[JHoliday]

u guuys are gay. and so is ur pink guitar intro!

 

[Puppet]

You and pink slippers can start a band....Call it Introcrisis or something. In the final tune of the night you can have him shoot holiday off your ass with a paintball marker. The crowd will go frickin crazy.

 

[Intro]

Two things:

1) The guy in the picture is not me. But I would totally take the guitar.

2) I spent quality time on that "J Holiday" ass tattoo and you didn't even acknowledge it! Can you so blatantly deny a love so strong, J? Come back home to Num-Num - we miss you.

Are you sure I was talking about the guitar, in all the questions I asked?? I was only talking about ti in one question.. LOL

Had to edit to respond to this, too - now that I've gone through the trouble to cut&paste the quote, I've realized I'm speechless. If the guy WAS me, I'd be flattered? Or maybe the "curve" you were admiring was the slight arch of the ass tatt. If so, WORD.

 

[Intro]

You and pink slippers can start a band....Call it Introcrisis or something. In the final tune of the night you can have him shoot holiday off your ass with a paintball marker. The crowd will go frickin crazy.

We'll be Dr. Haxor & Mr. Slide.

You know, because Pinkie hax, and I'll play slide guitar. On The Pink Lady.

And Dr. Haxor will wear the slippers and play flute. Skinflute.

This is gonna be huge..

:!: