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[Celshock MP5]

LOL this hot chick I know sent me a text message and at first I was like did she really just say that?? Then I was like wow she's hitting on me?? lol. But then I read on and realized I got all excited for nothing(including mini me)lmao. Text message: I will go down on you and make you extremely happy. But only long enough til you think its gonna get better, then I'll come back up and fuck you. Sincerely, gas prices.
Women always playin with youre mind... time to go rub one out....hahahah

 

[The Perv]

lmao

 

[slick]

She wants you










































DEAD.

 

[blze]

haha, sucker.

 

[imported_SuXoR]

i dont git eet

 

[keisorsoze]

Wake up suxor, your liable to get hurt.... :roll:

 

[COSTANZA]

lots to learn cel

 

[DeathCorpse]

is she a goat?

 

[TonyMontana135420]

shit cel now i got a woody!! and i'm at work so rubbing one out is not an option. love the message. was the text scented?

 

[eggs]

get her to ride in the car
then talk bout gas prices.

 

[Swearengen]

:tweet: "Penalty on the offense. Illegal use of the vagina. Ten yard penalty and loss of down."