It's my birthday.

[Jankins]

Which suit should I wear?


That's right, I'm one year closer to death! Also, I got my license renewed and although I'm 6'3" 285 lbs... they put 5'6" 180 and my photo looks like that of a serial killer. Mmm, cereal.

 

[MooCowMan]

Happy Birthday man! That's a pretty hardcore mess up by the DMV!

 

[Jankins]

I know. Every time I go to the DMV I feel like I'm being bureaucratically raped by the long c*ck of the government. Would you like to be an organ donor? Even your eyes? Would you like to donate a dollar to the police? What about the firemen? What about a quick survey? Are you Mexican? Have you ever been Mexican? Do you ever plan on being Mexican? What are your thoughts on Mexico? Are you a citizen here? Have you always been? Do you live in Ohio? Have you always lived in Ohio? Is your address the same? Do you make anthrax? Do you have any felonies? Are they outstanding? ...Outstanding indeed.

 

[MooCowMan]

They just love to make things as inconvenient as possible.

 

[Seawied]

Happy Birthday

best birthday picture ever!



Remember: 1 beer for every year

 

[Miran_Eitan]

I go by the one shot of whiskey approach...Last time I finished a bottle and I had one of the worst days of my life, after that.

I have a feeling this year isn't going to end well.

 

[Kordawg]

wow, that's weird.
We share the same birthday...

Anyways, happy birthday

 

[SpIkE_JoNzE]

and me is a mexican dude....and here...sh*t happens all the time IMO...it is always hardcore..

anyways....Happy birthday dude!!!

 

[Roger117]

Happy birthday and have a good one.

 

[Jordan B]

Happy birthday to you ,Happy birthday to you , Happy birthday dear jankins , Happy birthday to you .

Hip hip , hooraaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[iSh0cked]

Kill yourself.

Fucking people on the internet pretending they care about this fuck.

..But I care about you

 

[MooCowMan]

Kill yourself.

Fucking people on the internet pretending they care about this fuck.

Is there something wrong with wishing someone a happy birthday? I would do the same for you or anyone. You don't have to care about someone to wish them a happy birthday.