Love, Peace, Condoms and Dilla

[Defender]

Once upon a time there was 3 idiots,
Dirty, Indelible, and a small penis idiot
Defender.
One day the 3 idiots started a CS server.
Now this server wasn't just any old server,
it was a PuNx server. The 3 idiots were very happy.
Then one day a new idiot came along,
his name was Dilla. Dilla loved the cock.
He joined the 3 idiots in their gay homo fun.
Soon more idiots came until it was a fag fest of fun.
Eventually some of the 3 idiots got tired.
They say goodbye to the fag fest.
They started a new homo group called 187 and icky.
Dilla the real idiot was offended by all this. He wanted
his homo gay fag idiots all to himself. So he told all the idiots
to fuck off and jerked off in the closet with lotion and a condom.
Sadly no one cared.
Except other fag idiots. Now Dilla still loved the cock.
And one day Defender told him so. And Defender was banned!
Angering the original 3 idiots all hell broke loose.
The next day all the idiots felt really stupid and bad.
To everyone the idiots appeared to be well...IDIOTS!
Defender just wanted a gay hug from Dilla.
Instead Defender went and jerked off on a sock
and mailed it off to Dilla.

The End.


btw...I unbanned Dilla and such from the forums. I just did that last night to piss him off for banning my ass.

 

[Dirty]

OMG!

that post tops any of my post ever!


dude... I turned red laughing. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[eggs]

you all are fools
for letting it drag out this long
fckin make me NOT want to come here or there for that matter

keep it up and peeps gonna just give up cuz of your bullshit

 

[MeanMugginFool]

lol eggs, relax bro, no need to pop an anyeurism over this. Creativity is often spawned in the depths of chaos, and bonds are sometimes formed stronger when subjected to times of stress. It'll all be better, I promise.

 

[TonyMontana135420]

i'm crazy stressed!! yet i feel this undeniable urge to grab Mugz's nuts...COME HERE BIG BOY!!!

eggs, can I have a hug?

 

[MeanMugginFool]

My balls are large enough for everyone to have a tug, have at it....lol

 

[Defender]

Oh cmon Eggs..it's not like we are crank calling people (anyone have Dilla's number btw).

What's the big deal. Trash talking has ALWAYS been a part of PuNx. I am just kinda bored since I am banned at their server.

Honestly..what should we do? Just stfu and not be upset at all over any of this. Yeah right...3 fucking years only to get stabbed in the back.

Hell to pay! Hell to pay!

 

[eggs]

its eggs not Eggs k?
im not tryin to tell you what you should or should not due
but damit shit
fuck
yes trash talkin always been the way
thats fine. respectable but WOW
now you got a direction go in it.
not sit idle and make urselves look like fools
thats the way i see it neway
you all are knocked down a few notches in my book
not that my word is important to begin with
im just expressing my point
dont like eet ?
well mew.

 

[Dirty]

its eggs not Eggs k?
im not tryin to tell you what you should or should not due
but damit shit
fuck
yes trash talkin always been the way
thats fine. respectable but WOW
now you got a direction go in it.
not sit idle and make urselves look like fools
thats the way i see it neway
you all are knocked down a few notches in my book
not that my word is important to begin with
im just expressing my point
dont like eet ?
well mew.

You are a wierd shaped fragile thing that comes out of a chickens pussy... You are the rag of a feathered bird that can not fly... You notches didnt start very high.

 

[Defender]

eggs...I just made a $700 sale so now I got the funds to kick up the server...

Dude..you are taking this way too seriously. We are just having fun and venting some frustration. It''s good to let these things out.

Also if you notice I totally made fun of myself and Dirty in that poem. You are just taking the name calling seriously and we always fucked around like that...where you been you fucking homo.

eggs LOVES THE COCK!

 

[Ind3lible]

So then which came first? The egg or the cock???
This works on so many levels :twisted:

 

[MoneyShot]

Defender now would you consider that PC?

Not your post but jerking off in a sock.

I hope you sent it fedex.

Now where again am I supposed to send this package I just finished shitting in?

 

[Dirty]

Defender now would you consider that PC?

Not your post but jerking off in a sock.

I hope you sent it fedex.

Now where again am I supposed to send this package I just finished shitting in?

That one is for sure going to my moms house!

 

[imported_SuXoR]

GO STEELERS!!!!

 

[CuRRyINaHuRRy]

ROFL ! Good stuff omni.

And I agree with dirty on toping all my posts. lawl.