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Me & my buddy are starting a new band together.

Our band name? Nutsacrilege.

Our debut album? Testicular Poundage.

First hit single? Bottoms Up, Tops Down.

We are about to take over the world. Be warned.

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Bottoms up! Tops down! I ain't fuckin' around!

Now that's a chorus.

There's gonna be flames jumping off the fretboard when I rip solos.

You've only heard about monster riffs like these.

Look for our debut single in 7-11's everywhere next week!
 

imported_SuXoR

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Intro said:
Me & my buddy are starting a new band together.

Our band name? Nutsacrilege.

Our debut album? Testicular Poundage.

First hit single? Bottoms Up, Tops Down.

We are about to take over the world. Be warned.

8)

U guys play in ghey bars or what?
 
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sac·ri·lege (skr-lj)
n.
Desecration, profanation, misuse, or theft of something sacred.

Seeeee, man? We're desecrating our balls! All the testicular poundage is a profane misuse of our testicles, yet they keep smacking chins and taints worldwide! And we don't discriminate - any wet hole will do!

And as for your reference to our blazing hit single, the reference there is being made to the conduct of our large, willing female fanbase. Bottoms up, tops down - get drunk and show the b(oYo)bais!
 
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