O Y3a your mom is...

[Mom's Son]

Hey guys,

I haven't seen this topic up yet and, I am sure it is going to bring lot's of laughs. Post up your favorite mama jokes. You must say O yea at the beggining of the sentence. You know just like you did in elementry.

Post One At A Time

No Racist remarks! We can do without them.

No Spamming Allowed

But with all do respect flame all you want. :lol:

I'll start:

Yo momma's so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W&Ws.

 

[Intro]

Yo mama's so fat she went to the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back in the ocean.

 

[illusion]

Yo Mama.............is so fat when she was born they didnt give her a birth certificate, they gave her blue prints.

 

[Intro]

Yo mama's so old her age is in Roman numerals.

 

[JustAnotherStayAtHomeDad]

youre momma's so old her social security number is 1

 

[Hypnos]

yo mama's so dumb she got locked in the super market and starved to death.

 

[Animal Mother]

yo mama's so fat that when she stapped on a dog's tail , they had to rename it "beaver"

 

[blze]

yo momma's so old she owe jesus a dollar.

yo momma so old she was a waitress at the last supper.

yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy came out.

 

[SJsniperjoe]

Your momma... is such a bad cook that the flys chipped in to fix the screen door.

And I know it's not a momma joke but I love it...

Your so ugly that when you were a kid, they had to tie a steak around your neck so the dog would play with you.

 

[aurora]

yo momma so old she was a waitress at the last supper.

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lmao

 

[DiLLa]

Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
^^ my personal favorite^^


Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise!

Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!

Yo mama's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama's so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Car!

Yo mama's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!

Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!

Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!

 

[Mom's Son]

ONE MAMA JOKE at a TIME

 

[Mom's Son]

Yo momma's so dumb she thought 2 Pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

 

[mom]

yo mama

ohh yea!!!
yo mamma is soooooo fat.. that when she jumped for jooyyyyy... she got stuck... oki sank you :lol:

 

[RaNcid]

your momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

FUCK YOUR RULES

Your momma's so poor she DJs for the Ice Cream truck.

i think those are the only ones i know....