One liners and random jokes.

[thexcheat]

Here are a couple One liners I've found.... Please post some that you know.


43% of all statistics are worthless

There is no such thing as gravity - the Earth just sucks...

My favorite housecleaning tool is a hand grenade!

Did I ever tell you the one about the brick wall... you'd never get over it.

If you can't hear me, raise your hand.

I understand exercise and proper diet are the key to long life. Oh, well…

Two turtles attacked a snail...the police asked the snail what happened.
He said "I don't know...it all happened so fast"!!

And my favorite that I've seen
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines! "

 

[guyofgod]

Haha, the same statement but a little different is "99% of all statistics are made up" I love that one because that statistic could be made up

 

[knuckles_sonic8]

Oh you mean like this:

The below statement is true.
The above statement is false.

 

[20chambo07]

If you can't hear me, raise your hand.



that is the funnest lol

 

[The Fist Of David]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Arial] Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk? [/FONT]

 

[20chambo07]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Arial] Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk? [/FONT]

i don't get it

 

[pkf0rtzh4ar]

13% of the traffic accidents are made by drunk people...and 87% by the normal people! so it is better to get drunk before you go ride

 

[Phillysoul11]

"Surveys conclude that the more time you spend on the road, the more likely it is you will get into a car accident, common sense tells you that the faster you drive, the less time you spend on the road....Be safe...speed up"

 

[knuckles_sonic8]

Wow pkf. As revealing as that may be, that's no way to support drunk driving.
I'm completely against it. Not because my body can't handle alcohol (and as such, I've never drank), but because I've seen first-hand the effects it causes.

But anyway, I'm ranting a bit.

 

[Johnhg7]

Your mom was so fat she starved in a grocery store

 

[sharp141]

first person: your moms such an Idiot shegot locked in a grocery store, she starved to death

second person: only because your mom got there first

 

[pkf0rtzh4ar]

Wow pkf. As revealing as that may be, that's no way to support drunk driving.
I'm completely against it. Not because my body can't handle alcohol (and as such, I've never drank), but because I've seen first-hand the effects it causes.

But anyway, I'm ranting a bit.

i never sed its true to be honest you are right...its just some random joke i made up

 

[pxv]

just an wii lover

:thumbup1:

 

[XANA]

terri le p st

 

[sharp141]

i don't get it

the information in floppy disks are magnetic, it may not stick to a magnet,
but it messes up all the information in the floppy disk, you can do the same with a video or cassette

terri le p st

eh?