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<blockquote data-quote="thexcheat" data-source="post: 64340" data-attributes="member: 834">Here are a couple One liners I&#039;ve found.... Please post some that you know.43% of all statistics are worthlessThere is no such thing as gravity - the Earth just sucks...My favorite housecleaning tool is a hand grenade! Did I ever tell you the one about the brick wall... you&#039;d never get over it.If you can&#039;t hear me, raise your hand.I understand exercise and proper diet are the key to long life. Oh, wellâ€¦&nbsp;Two turtles attacked a snail...the police asked the snail what happened. He said &quot;I don&#039;t know...it all happened so fast&quot;!! And my favorite that I&#039;ve seen <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile&nbsp; &nbsp; :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" />&quot;Eagles may soar, but weasels don&#039;t get sucked into jet engines! &quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="thexcheat, post: 64340, member: 834"] Here are a couple One liners I've found.... Please post some that you know. 43% of all statistics are worthless There is no such thing as gravity - the Earth just sucks... My favorite housecleaning tool is a hand grenade! Did I ever tell you the one about the brick wall... you'd never get over it. If you can't hear me, raise your hand. I understand exercise and proper diet are the key to long life. Oh, wellâ€¦ Two turtles attacked a snail...the police asked the snail what happened. He said "I don't know...it all happened so fast"!! And my favorite that I've seen :) "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines! " [/QUOTE]

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