school....

[imported_Godfather]

this is fucking horrible...i've been sitting here for 2 hrs now listening to some fat old lady ramble on about how a pictures and graphs are used in writing.... Now if at the college level you don't already know this personally i think you should be shot.... oh and lets not forget how she talked for about and hour on how to use a comma.... God I can't believe I'm actually paying for this shit....

 

[EMA]

dont even think about it :evil:

 

[CuRRyINaHuRRy]

BEEN THERE...DONE THAT! NOW STOP YOUR BITCHIN' AND EAT CURRY !!!

P.S. BEHOLD THE AVATAR ROOLS:

 

[Casualty]

i would like to point out that instead of commas in your sentance(it seems to be all one) you used "...".

i think i understand why you are in this class.

 

[Puppet]

i would like to point out that instead of commas in your sentance(it seems to be all one) you used "...".

i think i understand why you are in this class.

That is free style. He did that to make you concentrate on the previous sentence before moving on to the next one. It's called eclypsical paraphrasing and is used by some of the best writers.......Nah, that's bullshit.....but it makes it sound good......doesn't it? 8)

 

[Intro]

Mmm.. Elliptical phrasing.

For whatever reason, I've always been partial to the ".." after statements as opposed to the full ellipsis. On the other hand, when there's nothing to possibly be said, what beats "..."? Nothing.

I was thinking -- maybe if I start posting with a particular form -- the impact of my words may be better received. -- Yet the reception isn't always as important as the -- presentation.

[/dickinson]

or maybe i could just try to keep

bumping

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[/cummings]

wtfever, rofl, gg, mew.

[/blze]

I burn more trees than Terry Lyn Barton! (Google it.)

[/intro]

 

[Puppet]

You have totally lost it intro.

 

[spliT]

hahaha

 

[Intro]

Lost or found?

Perhaps profound.

I just found my roommate in the parking lot of a Taco Bell with two chicks, one of which had spent the night in the hospital getting x-rays and cat scans on her head. This, my friends, is the spice of life..

:mrgreen:

 

[DigitalSword]

.....

Intro that was greatest Post I have ever seen.

|DS|

 

[DiLLa]

some1 at my work witnessed her daughter get shot in a church parking lot by the baby daddy

 

[Casualty]

wow intro that rivals dirtys posting, NICE

 

[Swearengen]

Lost or found?

Perhaps profound.

I just found my roommate in the parking lot of a Taco Bell with two chicks, one of which had spent the night in the hospital getting x-rays and cat scans on her head. This, my friends, is the spice of life..

:mrgreen:

An insane, unattached woman I haven't met yet? That's IMPOSSIBLE!!!! Or is it because your roommate is even more of a whacko-magnet than I am??? Hmmmmmm...could beeeeee...

Just make sure you tell your roommate to get the sex up front like any self-respecting guy who dates the mentally incompetent...then LOCK THE FUCKING DOORS!!!!!

 

[Intro]

:lol:

Fuck the sex - we were taking bong rips at 9AM. Those kids were all out of it - chick had more scans ran on her than my C: drive and my roomie and the other chick spent 6 or 7 hours of the night/morning staring at hospital walls. Needless to say, they were cracked out.

As the story goes, chick was drunk and tried to jump on my roommate to give him a hug. Problem was, he was wasted too and they both tumbled over. She smacked the back of her head on the sidewalk and was out cold.

7 hours & 5 grand later, she was at the trailer tokin' on the DonkeyBong.

I could definitely see him scoring with some psycho freak, but then again, he's at a point right now where he'd probably screw a wet sock if it smelled OK..