STI and Medic's penis

Werbung:

medic232

New Member
dude it's STI.... frig... you damn americans are so old school. And BJ's arn't safe at all. I made the mistake to get with this chick, and to be safe I was like bitch just give me head, and to be safer I didn't use a condom because i didn't want her to choke. because if she did I might have to do mouth to mouth and that wasn't gonna happen, she had some gross ass growth all over her lips, so I played it safe. yadda yadda yadda 3 days later
hsvpenis32kt.gif
BAMN!!!!
 

medic232

New Member
If anyone was offended by the picture above I am very truly sorry, I just want to make sure that all the guys out there wrap their tool, its no fun having an STI (STD for you dumb americans) its a very scary and lonely time. I guess that's why dev's never on any more. thanks for the pic dude, you touched alot of kids with it.... haha in more ways then one. haha





PS STOP SPAMMING THE GOD DAMN THREAD!!!
 

Sortitout

New Member
omg i bout threw up

keep ur cock pix out of here esp if they have mushrooms growing onit!!

seriously tho medi: aren't uncovered bjs ok maybe?

what is sti mean?
 

XxxRanciDxxX

New Member
dude, tech no, uncovered BJ's arent ok. If a chicks got some funky ass oral herpies thing going on, you realy want that stuff slobing on your knob? I think not. Moral of the story? Expensive hookers are better hookers....

er I mean... wrap your tool fool...

Whoa, I should so put that onto a greeting card or a T-shirt...
 

mYth

New Member
Sort an STI = Sexually Transmitted Infection. (U homo lol!)

And I've seen that on EMS calls before. Usually some dumb kid hooks up with a burner and well, the pic is the result.

If it's one thing we must teach our kids is no matter if it's intercourse OR outercourse, don't be the fool and wrap thy tool!
 

DiLLa

New Member
yeh bj's are not safe...if a girl gives head to a guy with an std it can stay dormant in there mouth...

then they give you head...and like medic said BLAM you got it now....

and you kiss this girl on the mouth carrying that shit ewww gross...


i wonder how genital warts work...do condoms protect against that?!
 

medic232

New Member
as long as there is no skin on skin contact condoms will protect against everything, but really... who as ever worn a condom and has got 100% skin contact fre, not me... they don't make them long enough haha.
Myth you an EMT?
 

mYth

New Member
DiLLa said:
i wonder how genital warts work...do condoms protect against that?!

That's a crapshoot. Yes it does, but if the girls mouth (or in ur case guy's lol j.k m8!) comes in contact with any part uncovered, ur cnances of catching em go up about 60%......so throw those wart dice and g/l!

I was volunteer EMT/Fire Fighter for 5 years and currently a combat medic going on 4 years.....
 

WoRm5406

New Member
Im an EMT also...

I asked the question earlier so that you would be more descriptive for everyone else to know.

I think Myth and Engine need bigger pictures though Medic... Can you take a better picture and a money shot would be good too...

I know you might get admin that way.... But there is another step you have to do too, after the moneyshot.
 

Intro

New Member
medic232 said:
but really... who as ever worn a condom and has got 100% skin contact fre, not me... they don't make them long enough haha.

Saran Wrap and a rubber band.

Kinda like at Halloween when you put napkins over a Blow Pop with a rubber band and draw a little ghost's face on it for teh kids. Except instead of covering a Blow Pop you're covering your cock. With Saran Wrap. Make sure your rubber band is perfect - too tight and you might leave it in there!

:lol:
 
Werbung:
Top