I got a story about that:
so Im like 14 and got my jaw broke by some 7' tall jock who didn't care for me calling his girlfriend a cow (this chick had an ass the size of a VW bug) if I remember corectly. Any how .....so my Jaw is wired shut, and I am eating everything through a straw after running it through a food processor, lagsagnia, soup, chefboyardee, cold cereal, I evan tried cheesburgers. So as my luck goes, my good old Uncle Murphy decided I should get the flu, 2 days everything that went down came back up, and with the usual exit closed it only had 1 (well 2 actualy) way to get out. Do you hav any idea how far in a toilet you have to stick your head so you don't miss the bowl??
I feel you pain brother.
