A funny thing happened

[imported_SuXoR]

I don't know how I missed this post the first time around, but thanks Dirty for bumping. It was a good read.

 

[Swearengen]

HOW TO GET OUT OF JURY DUTY

Q: "Sir, do you think most people who are tried in court are innocent until proven guilty?"

A: "Yes, I do"

Q: "Do you think you could be fair and impartial?"

A: "I think so, but then again, all you fuckin lawyers look guilty to me."