NickPapageorgio (Violent Pornography -letyoudie)

[NickPapageorgio]

Ok, well I am a 31 year old tattooed, pierced, drinking, smoking old fool from Virginia Beach, VA. I am married (12 years) with 2 children (4 and 10) the dog, the house, the 2 cars blablablablabla. I work for DeKeviet Automising, which is a Porn management company. What we basically do is take over porn sites for people who are either overwhelmed by running it themselves or unhappy with the people currently running the show for them. Our current largest client is Earl Miller, Penthouse magazine's most published photographer. I am also working on about 30 new solo girls sites aswell. We are also currently working with Bob Johnson (Playboy TV) on releasing a new gothic site with high quality, playboy style gothic stuff. All shot well, lots of video etc. Needless to say, I love my job. I am a pervert by trade. I like long walks on the beach, blowjobs by candlelight and crying while masturbating and listening to old Elvis records on the hi-fi. Anything else, just ask me.

Nice to be here. I enjoy the Punx community and the gaming on the server. Thanks.

 

[DiLLa]

rofl you are the second person to say crying while masturbating...


I saw J holiday do that

 

[MeanMugginFool]

Welcome man, played with you on the server last night, and had a good time doing it. You are now part of the best CZ community around. Catch you around, feel free to pass some free passwords/ladies my way, eh?...lol

 

[NickPapageorgio]

rofl you are the second person to say crying while masturbating...


I saw J holiday do that

I was in a DoD clan for quite a while. The 10thMD. We were a pretty good clan, not the best, but pretty good. Anyway, we had this guy named [10thMD] Gomer Pyles who said one day on our forums, "Man today sucks, earlier I was crying while masturbating"

For the longest time, we asked and asked, what was it that made him cry. It went on like most of the day and he wouldn't reply. Now, you'd sort of have to know him and his sense of humor but he finally replied with about the funniest thing I thought I had ever heard. He said, "Well...the reason I was crying while masturbating was because my dick's so big it wouldn't fit in my hand...so I had to stick it in my mouth. " But he comes across so dead serious that it makes it funny.

Kind of one of those "hadtabethere" jokes, but damn I was in tears.

 

[Ramon Knight]

I feel the pain, there, I seem to do better with hand work than mouth work.

 

[Intro]

rofl you are the second person to say crying while masturbating...

I saw J holiday do that

:lol:

How'd I miss THAT the first time.

 

[MeanMugginFool]

rofl you are the second person to say crying while masturbating...

I saw J holiday do that

:lol:

How'd I miss THAT the first time.

Wait, he watched J masturbate and cry while doing it? And this is not gay how?