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NickPapageorgio (Violent Pornography -letyoudie)
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<blockquote data-quote="NickPapageorgio" data-source="post: 169482" data-attributes="member: 8225"><p>I was in a DoD clan for quite a while. The 10thMD. We were a pretty good clan, not the best, but pretty good. Anyway, we had this guy named [10thMD] Gomer Pyles who said one day on our forums, "Man today sucks, earlier I was crying while masturbating"</p><p></p><p>For the longest time, we asked and asked, what was it that made him cry. It went on like most of the day and he wouldn't reply. Now, you'd sort of have to know him and his sense of humor but he finally replied with about the funniest thing I thought I had ever heard. He said, "Well...the reason I was crying while masturbating was because my dick's so big it wouldn't fit in my hand...so I had to stick it in my mouth. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite3" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":(" />" But he comes across so dead serious that it makes it funny.</p><p></p><p>Kind of one of those "hadtabethere" jokes, but damn I was in tears.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="NickPapageorgio, post: 169482, member: 8225"] I was in a DoD clan for quite a while. The 10thMD. We were a pretty good clan, not the best, but pretty good. Anyway, we had this guy named [10thMD] Gomer Pyles who said one day on our forums, "Man today sucks, earlier I was crying while masturbating" For the longest time, we asked and asked, what was it that made him cry. It went on like most of the day and he wouldn't reply. Now, you'd sort of have to know him and his sense of humor but he finally replied with about the funniest thing I thought I had ever heard. He said, "Well...the reason I was crying while masturbating was because my dick's so big it wouldn't fit in my hand...so I had to stick it in my mouth. :(" But he comes across so dead serious that it makes it funny. Kind of one of those "hadtabethere" jokes, but damn I was in tears. [/QUOTE]
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