The stalker

[murpo]

Some weird people add me

[17:28] [RR] pandora: murpo i still play cod4?
[17:28] [RR] pandora: u*
[17:28] murpo: no
[17:28] [RR] pandora: u still
[17:28] [RR] pandora: why
[17:28] [RR] pandora: it rocks
[17:28] murpo: waiting for mw2
[17:28] [RR] pandora: ok
[17:28] [RR] pandora: ¨me2
[17:28] [RR] pandora: what are u playing now
[17:29] [RR] pandora: u are playing
[17:29] [RR] pandora: i can see
[17:30] [RR] pandora: murpo
[17:31] [RR] pandora: i weanna ask u something
[17:31] [RR] pandora: MURPO
[17:32] [RR] pandora: im a fan of u
[17:32] [RR] pandora: plz
[17:33] murpo: ?
[17:33] [RR] pandora: yay
[17:33] [RR] pandora: ok..
[17:33] [RR] pandora: first
[17:33] [RR] pandora: what means "murpo"
[17:34] [RR] pandora: is it just a name?
[17:35] [RR] pandora: im a big fan of u
[17:35] [RR] pandora: i liked when i played againt u
[17:39] [RR] pandora: i got one last question
[17:41] murpo: murpo means murpo
[17:41] [RR] pandora: ok
[17:41] [RR] pandora: last question
[17:42] [RR] pandora: u there
[17:42] murpo: yes
[17:43] [RR] pandora: ok, can i use ur name, because its seriously the coolest name i ever seen
[17:54] murpo: no
[17:59] [RR] pandora: plz
[17:59] [RR] pandora: i really need a cool name
[18:00] [RR] pandora: murpo plz i need a cool name
[18:00] [RR] pandora: like murpo
[18:01] murpo: ur not having my name
[18:01] [RR] pandora: then can u plz make me a name?
[18:02] murpo: no
[18:02] [RR] pandora: plz
[18:02] [RR] pandora: im a fan of u
[18:03] [RR] pandora: i know u can make cool names
[18:06] [RR] pandora: murpo plz
[18:06] [RR] pandora: make me a cool name
[18:07] <mininaboen is now playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer>
[18:08] <mininaboen stopped playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer>
[18:09] <mininaboen is now playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer>
[18:09] <mininaboen stopped playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer>
[18:11] [RR] pandora: murpo, plz make me a cool name, because i really need a cool name, im a big fan of u
[18:12] <mininaboen is now playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer>
[18:12] <mininaboen stopped playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer>
[18:13] <mininaboen is now playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer>
[18:14] [RR] pandora: murpo
[18:14] [RR] pandora: plz


:O

Post all your weird chat logs here! xD

 

[b00sted]

LOLz

 

[KingRick]

lol nice one xD

He's very.... Talkative xD. I'll search my logs for funny chats.

for funny anonymous conversations take a look at www.omegle.com. Its kinda funny

edit:
On that site u get random things like this:
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You: no
Stranger: what?
You: just no
Stranger: nono
You: nono nononono nono nono nono nono
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
---

 

[Fabimaster]

rofl murpo

 

[playmer]

Rofl.

 

[Salveros]

You can block people on xfire....... very handy feature

 

[murpo]

Stranger: hi
You: Hi sexy
Stranger: asl?
You: 90/f/Your bedroom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

hahahaha I said I was a 90 year old female thats in the persons bedroom so they left


You: im a pedophille
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

 

[KingRick]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BOO
Stranger: booo to u!
You: BOO TO YOU TOO
Stranger: hahah great where are u from?
You: the moon
Stranger: cool
You: kinda cold up here
Stranger: yeah i believe!
Stranger: well i'm so hot because i live in the sun
You: ah nice
You: lets change houses for some weeks?
You: you can cool down and I can warm up
Stranger: yeah that's a great idea! we've gotta do that some time
You: ok whats your adress?
You: mine is the 34th moonrock on the right side.
Stranger: ok, clear
Stranger: well mine is the 27th sunshine on the left side!
You: ok
You: well
You: cya in about 1532 lightyears.
You: Bye.
Stranger: ok good, byee!
You have disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Welcome to Battlefield Heroes Customer Support. My name is Patrick. How can I help you today?
Stranger: I've played your game
Stranger: I think it is unbalanced
You: We've heard that more.
You: How can I help you?
Stranger: My character is lvl two or something... Make it the highest lvl
You: Give us some cash and we will max your lvl.
You: We do everything for some money
Stranger: Paypla account?
Stranger: paypal
You: BFH@paypal.paypal
Stranger: Okay, I will transfer 20 £?
You: Yes, that will be fine.
Stranger: Or Euros?
You: $$$
Stranger: Sorry, dont use dollars as an currency
You: Euros then
Stranger: Yes, twenty Euros and highest lvl?
You: Yes
You: Tell me when you sent the money.
Stranger: Okay, will sent the account name, the caracher name and 20 euros.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Harrowed]

Lol, omegle. Full of perverts...

Stranger: hi !
You: ...
Stranger: how are you ?
You: ......
Stranger: and your mother, how is she doing ?
You: .?......
Stranger: is she ok ?
You: Of course, wanna meet her?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: is she hot ?
You: Nah
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what about your father ?
You: Oh, he is. You want to meet him?
Stranger: yes
You: You can't. Hi's not here right now.
Stranger: what a pitty
Stranger: and where are you from ?
You: USSR
Stranger: humm
You: Yeah; humm

-----------------------------------
I lolled to this guy

Stranger: hi
You: Hiz!
You: How's going?
Stranger: don't try to b a girl.......i know ur a guy
-----------------------------------
Stranger: hello
You: Your up to something, I can feel it
Stranger: lols yep
Stranger: illegally downloading songs
You: Aha!!! I'm from FBI!
Stranger: lols ok i give up
You: Come to my office tomorrow so I can arrest you
Stranger: lols ok if u pay for the plane ticket
You: Tell me your credit card number and pass
Stranger: i dont have one
Stranger: i'm armish
You: Oh, me too. But I'm braking the rules.
Stranger: sames
You: So you must have credit card?
Stranger: nope


Updated

 

[Jammer]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BOO
Stranger: booo to u!
You: BOO TO YOU TOO
Stranger: hahah great where are u from?
You: the moon
Stranger: cool
You: kinda cold up here
Stranger: yeah i believe!
Stranger: well i'm so hot because i live in the sun
You: ah nice
You: lets change houses for some weeks?
You: you can cool down and I can warm up
Stranger: yeah that's a great idea! we've gotta do that some time
You: ok whats your adress?
You: mine is the 34th moonrock on the right side.
Stranger: ok, clear
Stranger: well mine is the 27th sunshine on the left side!
You: ok
You: well
You: cya in about 1532 lightyears.
You: Bye.
Stranger: ok good, byee!
You have disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Welcome to Battlefield Heroes Customer Support. My name is Patrick. How can I help you today?
Stranger: I've played your game
Stranger: I think it is unbalanced
You: We've heard that more.
You: How can I help you?
Stranger: My character is lvl two or something... Make it the highest lvl
You: Give us some cash and we will max your lvl.
You: We do everything for some money
Stranger: Paypla account?
Stranger: paypal
You: BFH@paypal.paypal
Stranger: Okay, I will transfer 20 £?
You: Yes, that will be fine.
Stranger: Or Euros?
You: $$$
Stranger: Sorry, dont use dollars as an currency
You: Euros then
Stranger: Yes, twenty Euros and highest lvl?
You: Yes
You: Tell me when you sent the money.
Stranger: Okay, will sent the account name, the caracher name and 20 euros.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol xdD I like the stalker-conversation too xD

 

[Gaara]

LOooool what a weird conversations...i havent any yet xD

 

[playmer]

Ok, here's one for you:
Guy: MrAwesome you cheat!
Me: What?
Him: You hack! I'm making vid, you going to get banned!
Me: I don't cheat
Him: Yes you do!
Me: How?
Him: u powa with BF!
Me: Bf powa? That has got to be the dumbest thing I have heard today.
Him: Shut up hacker! I know you buy hacks!
Me: Whatever dude, report away.
Link to screenshot of part of the conversation:
http://www.roflsaurus.com/users/public/f34633funnyp28.png

 

[jazz]

loool one guy asked me to give my accounts password and told me he will buy 7000 bf for me lol.but didnt save the conversation it was funny

 

[ForeverSoldier]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Welcome to Battlefield Heroes Customer Support. My name is Patrick. How can I help you today?
Stranger: I've played your game
Stranger: I think it is unbalanced
You: We've heard that more.
You: How can I help you?
Stranger: My character is lvl two or something... Make it the highest lvl
You: Give us some cash and we will max your lvl.
You: We do everything for some money
Stranger: Paypla account?
Stranger: paypal
You: BFH@paypal.paypal
Stranger: Okay, I will transfer 20 £?
You: Yes, that will be fine.
Stranger: Or Euros?
You: $$$
Stranger: Sorry, dont use dollars as an currency
You: Euros then
Stranger: Yes, twenty Euros and highest lvl?
You: Yes
You: Tell me when you sent the money.
Stranger: Okay, will sent the account name, the caracher name and 20 euros.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Greatest scam ever.

 

[Fabimaster]

rofl see this

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: M/f?
You: M
You: ale
You: *male
You: ^^
Stranger: I got it
Stranger: How old?
You: location?
You: 14
Stranger: Same
You: lol
Stranger: NZ
Stranger: U?
You: Germany
Stranger: Cool. R u gay?
You: no, u know im lesbian ^^
You: *jk* im not gay
Stranger: Ever worn girls clothes before?
You: i forgot teh [sarcasm][/sarcasm] tags -.-
You: no
You: y
You: *why
Stranger: Just wondering
You: but why wonderin?
Stranger: Cause I'm wearing girls clothes know
You: oooooo
Stranger: Now*
You: rly?
Stranger: Yea
You: OMG
Stranger: What?
You: lol but i have no problems with gays/lesbians if u are
Stranger: I'm bi
You: oh
You: also no problems.... its just a lil bit weird ^^
Stranger: Not really. U should try it
You: dont be offended dude
You: and no i wont try it -.-
Stranger: Please
Stranger: It's fun
You: *facepalm*
You: wtf is fun with this?
You: if u like girls/boys its no problem but y its fun?
Stranger: I can pretend u r some1 else
Stranger: I am^^*
Stranger: I can pretend I am some1 else
Stranger: A girl
You: and? girl in internet = boy
Stranger: What? I'm a guy
You: ...
You: weird
You: ....
Stranger: Not really
You: aha...
Stranger: Just go try on ur mothers bra or ur sisters skirt
You: no
You: i wont
You: why should i
Stranger: Y not?
You: bcs im NOT gay
Stranger: U don't have 2 b
You: i wont even do this bcs it sux
You: in my point of view
Stranger: U suck my big hairy dick!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.