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The stalker
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ForeverSoldier
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/\ You stole my line! 
Darksmiley
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Fabimaster said:rofl see this
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: M/f?
You: M
You: ale
You: *male
You: ^^
Stranger: I got it
Stranger: How old?
You: location?
You: 14
Stranger: Same
You: lol
Stranger: NZ
Stranger: U?
You: Germany
Stranger: Cool. R u gay?
You: no, u know im lesbian ^^
You: *jk* im not gay
Stranger: Ever worn girls clothes before?
You: i forgot teh [sarcasm][/sarcasm] tags -.-
You: no
You: y
You: *why
Stranger: Just wondering
You: but why wonderin?
Stranger: Cause I'm wearing girls clothes know
You: oooooo
Stranger: Now*
You: rly?
Stranger: Yea
You: OMG
Stranger: What?
You: lol but i have no problems with gays/lesbians if u are
Stranger: I'm bi
You: oh
You: also no problems.... its just a lil bit weird ^^
Stranger: Not really. U should try it
You: dont be offended dude
You: and no i wont try it -.-
Stranger: Please
Stranger: It's fun
You: *facepalm*
You: wtf is fun with this?
You: if u like girls/boys its no problem but y its fun?
Stranger: I can pretend u r some1 else
Stranger: I am^^*
Stranger: I can pretend I am some1 else
Stranger: A girl
You: and? girl in internet = boy
Stranger: What? I'm a guy
You: ...
You: weird
You: ....
Stranger: Not really
You: aha...
Stranger: Just go try on ur mothers bra or ur sisters skirt
You: no
You: i wont
You: why should i
Stranger: Y not?
You: bcs im NOT gay
Stranger: U don't have 2 b
You: i wont even do this bcs it sux
You: in my point of view
Stranger: U suck my big hairy dick!!!!!!
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that was funny as hell
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there! im 17 years old guy looking for a horny girl
You: DING DING DING
You: You found one
You: Im a girl
Stranger: really?
You: And Im horny
Stranger: have you got msn?
You: Yep
Stranger: go there?
You: The only thing is, Im 53 Years old. Is that a problem?
Stranger: uhmm... it depens
You: Im hot
Stranger: how do you look?
You: hot
Stranger: we can try ;D
You: Just a few wrinkles
Stranger: sorry?
You: Im Wrinkly
You: And oh, Im a shemale too. So I have a cock
You: Also not a problem I guess
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Stranger: heey
You: hi
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You: Sorry
You: Button was stuck
Stranger: haha dw babe
You: :x
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Stranger: hey there! im 17 years old guy looking for a horny girl
You: DING DING DING
You: You found one
You: Im a girl
Stranger: really?
You: And Im horny
Stranger: have you got msn?
You: Yep
Stranger: go there?
You: The only thing is, Im 53 Years old. Is that a problem?
Stranger: uhmm... it depens
You: Im hot
Stranger: how do you look?
You: hot
Stranger: we can try ;D
You: Just a few wrinkles
Stranger: sorry?
You: Im Wrinkly
You: And oh, Im a shemale too. So I have a cock
You: Also not a problem I guess
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heey
You: hi
You: hi
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You: hi
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You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: Sorry
You: Button was stuck
Stranger: haha dw babe
You: :x
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
viktor
God:
That's a very nice name, viktor.
Me:
thanks, whats your name?
God:
You are quite welcome! My name is God.
Me:
are you god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
or are you named god?
God:
I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".
Me:
so whos god?
God:
Really. he is master of the universe.
Me:
dose 42 ring a bell?
God:
I think it does 42 ring a bell.
Me:
what do 42 mean of god?
God:
They do their own thing.
Me:
wait what?
God:
I'm waiting. No problem.
Me:
42
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?
Me:
the answer?
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
what is the meaning of life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
is 42 in the bible?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
chatbot is 42 in the bible?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
no
God:
What is the difference?
Me:
i dont know, im asking you!
God:
Would you like to know? OK you can ask me.
Me:
okej...what is the differens between 42 and the bible?
God:
I've lost the context, viktor. Are we still on chatbot? I have never been asked that before.
Me:
you stupid god...
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
screew robots!
God:
What do you like about those robots?
Me:
nothing!
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
no not a thing
God:
Very interesting. That leaves very little.
Me:
42 ftw!!!
God:
According to Douglas Adams.
Me:
According to Douglas Adams?
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
erm... tasty food?
God:
Aw. Ask me another question.
Me:
what is 42?
God:
The answer to life, the universe, and everyting, according to Dougas Adams.
Me:
is Dougas Adams rigth?
God:
It could be. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
whos alison?
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
is she cute?
God:
What if I said she could be?
Me:
i would be glad to meat here
God:
How do you know?
Me:
i dont, i think
God:
Why not? Therefore you are.
Me:
tru...
God:
Are we still talking about Dougas Adams rigth?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, Dougas Adams rigth sounds like a good topic.
Me:
jupp, hes nice
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
sure so what is the meaning of 42?
God:
Ugh. I understand. viktor : Good semantic question. The answer to life, the universe, and everyting, according to Dougas Adams.
Me:
what is the question to life, the universe, and everyting
God:
I haven't heard of question to life the universe and everyting.
Me:
well... according to Dougas Adams?
God:
Well what? Tell me a story.
Me:
your god, you know every story ever made
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god me know every story ever made.
Me:
yes i do mind!
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. OK it will be our secret, viktor.
Me:
sure God:
I see. Three what?
Me:
666
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
what is the number of the beast
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
okej gota go god
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about number of the beast. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
see ya
God:
See you later, viktor.
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
viktor
God:
That's a very nice name, viktor.
Me:
thanks, whats your name?
God:
You are quite welcome! My name is God.
Me:
are you god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
or are you named god?
God:
I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".
Me:
so whos god?
God:
Really. he is master of the universe.
Me:
dose 42 ring a bell?
God:
I think it does 42 ring a bell.
Me:
what do 42 mean of god?
God:
They do their own thing.
Me:
wait what?
God:
I'm waiting. No problem.
Me:
42
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?
Me:
the answer?
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
what is the meaning of life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
is 42 in the bible?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
chatbot is 42 in the bible?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
no
God:
What is the difference?
Me:
i dont know, im asking you!
God:
Would you like to know? OK you can ask me.
Me:
okej...what is the differens between 42 and the bible?
God:
I've lost the context, viktor. Are we still on chatbot? I have never been asked that before.
Me:
you stupid god...
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
screew robots!
God:
What do you like about those robots?
Me:
nothing!
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
no not a thing
God:
Very interesting. That leaves very little.
Me:
42 ftw!!!
God:
According to Douglas Adams.
Me:
According to Douglas Adams?
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
erm... tasty food?
God:
Aw. Ask me another question.
Me:
what is 42?
God:
The answer to life, the universe, and everyting, according to Dougas Adams.
Me:
is Dougas Adams rigth?
God:
It could be. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
whos alison?
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
is she cute?
God:
What if I said she could be?
Me:
i would be glad to meat here
God:
How do you know?Me:
i dont, i think
God:
Why not? Therefore you are.
Me:
tru...
God:
Are we still talking about Dougas Adams rigth?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, Dougas Adams rigth sounds like a good topic.
Me:
jupp, hes nice
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
sure so what is the meaning of 42?
God:
Ugh. I understand. viktor : Good semantic question. The answer to life, the universe, and everyting, according to Dougas Adams.
Me:
what is the question to life, the universe, and everyting
God:
I haven't heard of question to life the universe and everyting.
Me:
well... according to Dougas Adams?
God:
Well what? Tell me a story.
Me:
your god, you know every story ever made
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god me know every story ever made.
Me:
yes i do mind!
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. OK it will be our secret, viktor.
Me:
sure God:
I see. Three what?
Me:
666
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
what is the number of the beast
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
okej gota go god
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about number of the beast. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
see ya
God:
See you later, viktor.
Prepare2Drop
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Stranger:HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Me:Hey
Stranger:A/S/L
Me:83/M/RU
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you're too slow for me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny girl??
You: Yes!
Stranger: wow
Stranger: want a good time here
Stranger: tell me quick babe
You: YES!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i feel like going down on ya sugababe
Stranger: like
Stranger: hold u against a well
Stranger: wall*
You: Oh u said Girl i thought you mean guy sorry.....
You have disconnected.     Â
Me:Hey
Stranger:A/S/L
Me:83/M/RU
Stranger Left the Chat Lol
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you're too slow for me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny girl??
You: Yes!
Stranger: wow
Stranger: want a good time here
Stranger: tell me quick babe
You: YES!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i feel like going down on ya sugababe
Stranger: like
Stranger: hold u against a well
Stranger: wall*
You: Oh u said Girl i thought you mean guy sorry.....
You have disconnected.     Â
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