10. You as good as your mom?
9. I'd fuck you if you were Megan fox
8. I'd like to rub your muffin with my porcupine *(lolwut!)*
7. Is it just me or do you have a moon bouncer!
6. Scks pl0x?
5. More scks pl0x?
4. Your lips are like chocolate, good until you realize that you just ate shit that your little brother pranked you with.....
3. [Insert pickup line here] <--- ACTUALLY WORKS! No jokes! Chicks think it's cute
2. Ever seen a.... Big fat dick?
1. I wanna ride you like yoshi and make you eat my fireballs
What are your top## pickup lines, must not be copied off a website, be original *coughDudicough* ily
9. I'd fuck you if you were Megan fox
8. I'd like to rub your muffin with my porcupine *(lolwut!)*
7. Is it just me or do you have a moon bouncer!
6. Scks pl0x?
5. More scks pl0x?
4. Your lips are like chocolate, good until you realize that you just ate shit that your little brother pranked you with.....
3. [Insert pickup line here] <--- ACTUALLY WORKS! No jokes! Chicks think it's cute
2. Ever seen a.... Big fat dick?
1. I wanna ride you like yoshi and make you eat my fireballs
What are your top## pickup lines, must not be copied off a website, be original *coughDudicough* ily
