And google shit, I had a huge project on the Serbs, Bosnians, and Croats my senior year of high-school for International Relations. Besides it's Europe...everything is close together.
Anyway, I don't think I've seen FPS that bad since I had a friend using a slaped together bitch machine at a LAN that was using an ATi All-in-wonder RAGE128 Pro (it was that or a VooDoo 3, I think we swapped for the VooDoo 3 later in the night).
Come to think of it, that machine was using the Jesus processor. I got the processor from a friend because AlienWare sent him a replacement. Well we couldn't remember what its ACTUAL clock speed was so I just kept overlcocking it until the machine wouldn't post...a few Mhz down from there and that's where it stayed for the LAN...when it promply died 13 hours later.
Then I used the proc by mistake three days later and it worked again (it even has some singe marks..hence the Jesus processor)