Guess who turned 15?

[Seawied]

Happy Birthday.

1. Driver's Ed
2. Get license
3. Get dad's car
4. Get laid in the back of dad's car


Ah, the sweet Rites of Passage of the American teenager.


(Okay, that's just assuming you're an American, but it should be applicable)

I like this guy. #4 is hard to do, especially if your dad had a 2 seater when you were 16

 

[BossMaroni]

I like this guy. #4 is hard to do, especially if your dad had a 2 seater when you were 16

Hard to do in a 2-seater, eh? Then I'll make a new list:


1). Drive to the secluded spot of your choice
2). Remove comfy blanket from the trunk.
3). Place blanket on hood, trunk or ground.
4). Place your lovely lady on blanket.
5). [insert cheesy 70's porno music here - something like "Boom chikka bow bow"]