Just called the cops...

EMA

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Lol well i was outside smokin one of my clove cigs and all of a sudden this kid ..well he was about my age or a year younger and he was riding a bike up the hill. Then another guy was coming from the opposite direction and they started talking. Then the guy who was riding the bike said 'dude there are more bikes down there.' (i guess they didn't see me on the porch) and so he left the bike right infront of my house. So they started walking and i went to the road to see if it was a guys bike or what not. It was a little pink bike with the little handle stringy things...AND the helmet..lol. So i went inside and called the police and reported the theft. Well i walk back outside to finish my cig and 5 FUCKING POLICE CARS were rollin down my road with their spotlight on. Then one of the cops came up to my house where the bike was ,i went and talked to him and told him what i saw..then i could hear on the radio 'one is running headed west in the wooded area and the other one east on 4th.' So all the cars turned around and started going up the street...The cop that stopped infront of my house put the bike in the back of the car and then sped off also...yeah..soooooo....theres my intersting story of the year.
 
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Puppet

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Ema, I need you to concentrate now. The perpetrator. The one who stole the pink bike with the frilly handlebar thingys. Could you spot him in a lineup? Does he look like this man?

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Puppet

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Just the facts mam. A squad car is now on the way.

JHoliday, you have the right to remain Punx. Anything you say will be held against you in a court of law.....get the cuffs on him.



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Puppet

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No way. That dude is much better looking than me. I have a huge mole about 4 inches wide that covers most of my face and my upper lip is about 2 inches to the right of my lower lip. My eyes are totally black and you can't see the iris so I look like the spawn of satan. I have a hunch back and I weigh over 400 pounds. One foot is 180 degrees out of phase with the other. Other than that, I'm a fine specimen. Chicks love me.
 
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