Just called the cops...

[JHoliday]

i smell a queer date, dilla dont tell me shit about it!

 

[Intro]

No way. That dude is much better looking than me. I have a huge mole about 4 inches wide that covers most of my face and my upper lip is about 2 inches to the right of my lower lip. My eyes are totally black and you can't see the iris so I look like the spawn of satan. I have a hunch back and I weigh over 400 pounds. One foot is 180 degrees out of phase with the other. Other than that, I'm a fine specimen. Chicks love me.

Sounds like Enrique Iglesias after too many chimichangas.

:shock:

 

[Puppet]

Guys, damn it, please stay on topic. The goal of this thread is to get JHoli's ass in jail for riding a pink bike. Stop spammning this. You know the cops can't read this stuff on a full belly of donuts.

 

[Defender]

No way. That dude is much better looking than me. I have a huge mole about 4 inches wide that covers most of my face and my upper lip is about 2 inches to the right of my lower lip. My eyes are totally black and you can't see the iris so I look like the spawn of satan. I have a hunch back and I weigh over 400 pounds. One foot is 180 degrees out of phase with the other. Other than that, I'm a fine specimen. Chicks love me.

Austin Powers: Nice to mole you... meet you. Nice to meet you, Mole.
[to Foxxy as Basil & The Mole leave]
Austin Powers: Don't say mole.
Foxxy Cleopatra: Now stop.
Austin Powers: I said mole.
Foxxy Cleopatra: Stop.
[Basil gestures him to hush]
Number Three: Bye.
Austin Powers: Mole.
[Basil & the Mole try again to leave]
Austin Powers: Mole.
[Basil warns him again to hush]
Austin Powers: Mole.
Basil Exposition: Oh, shut up!
Austin Powers: [Basil and The Mole walk out and Austin lets loose] Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley!

 

[imported_SuXoR]

i LOVE THAT SCENE oMNI! rofl

Dam... caps lock...

 

[Swearengen]

No way. That dude is much better looking than me. I have a huge mole about 4 inches wide that covers most of my face and my upper lip is about 2 inches to the right of my lower lip. My eyes are totally black and you can't see the iris so I look like the spawn of satan. I have a hunch back and I weigh over 400 pounds. One foot is 180 degrees out of phase with the other. Other than that, I'm a fine specimen. Chicks love me.

That sounds familiar...I think Ive gone out with one of your female relatives on every blind date I've ever been on...

BTW...that probably explains yer ex-girlfriend's nickname for you: "12pack and a million dollars"