I rubbed a nude midget with mustard, found a balloon knot on her rump. Tasted it, made me talk funny... Threw her in a pot of boiling sperm, and cooked her with every veggie that looks like a mutated penis. Exp: Cucumber, carrot and so on. Then once she was a sack of bones and the soup was nice and meaty I feed the hungry aliens that float next to my window at night, they loved it.