i can see it now:
Officer: sir do you know why i pulled you over?
Hyp: nope sorry sir i have no idea...
Officer: you were doing 100 MPH, can i ask you where your going so fast?
Hyp: ummmm, well, you see... some friends and i are gonna get blazed and have a lan party, then we are gonna get so drunk you pull me over again on the way home....
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Officer: PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YORU HEAD!!!!! GET OUT OF THE VEHICLE!!!!! ON THE GROUND NOW!!!!!!