Pick-Up Lines

[1poopoo2]

Can I have a bandaid? I scraped my knee when I fell for u.

 

[1poopoo2]

u just got pwned lol

 

[illspirit]

It's not rape, I swear.

 

[xXTehMijitXx]

It's not rape if you yell "Surprise bitch! This is rape!"

 

[Jordan B]

Your name must be Gilette, cuz your the best a man can get.

I saw you from across the room, and couldn't help myself.

Ehh, can't remember my good ones. . .

 

[1poopoo2]

I lost my number, can i borrow yours?

 

[Seawied]

It's not rape if you yell "Surprise bitch! This is rape!"

you ruined this one.

 

[Impulse]

K i got some

Well, u know pirates... do they have their parrot on this shoulder (touch their shoulder) or that shoulder? (touch other shoulder and leave there...)

Does this rag smell like Chloroform to u?

 

[cvspartan101]

We must be in a airport because my heart is taking off

Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you

Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

 

[1poopoo2]

lol i tried 1 of them...it was a hilarious good outcome

 

[Liekthis]

lol i tried 1 of them...it was a hilarious good outcome

I bet you didnt get laid.

 

[Soldarius]

Man: Ever seen a skint back cathead?
Woman: No?
*Man pulls down pants*

 

[Jordan B]

Man: Ever seen a skint back cathead?
Woman: No?
*Man pulls down pants*

I lol'ed .

 

[rocktrns]

Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Don't be so picky... I wasn't!
Falling for you would be a very short trip.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
What do you like for breakfast?
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You sure have a great looking tooth.
I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.
May I have some kisses up here, please.
If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Haven't I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
You want me. I can smell it.
If you were a drug, I would overdose!
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I'd have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that's you.

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[john66]

You turn my software into hardware.
I have a thing and you have a thingy see where I'm going with this?
Thats about the only pickup lines I know.