Pick-Up Lines

[caleeb12]

*snickers* these are great.

 

[Jordan B]

*snickers* these are great.

I like Snickers. Especially the nougat. *sniggers*

 

[iSh0cked]

I would expect a topic like this from immature kids.

 

[Jordan B]

His name is : 1poopoo2

What did you expect ?

 

[xXTehMijitXx]

His name is : 1poopoo2

What did you expect ?

Poop? ....??

 

[-Whale-]

Your eyes are like the ocean and I'm lost at sea.


Do you work at sub-way? Because you're giving me a foot-long.

 

[th3tech]

Do you nerds even know what a female looks like?

 

[NoMercy]

Do you nerds even know what a female looks like?

Can you even see your dick over your beer gut?

 

[iSh0cked]

Can you even see your dick over your beer gut?

noooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[NoMercy]

noooooooooooooooooooooo

Neither can I.

 

[rocktrns]

Your eyes are like the ocean and I'm lost at sea.


Do you work at sub-way? Because you're giving me a foot-long.

eh it was kind of funny,but it was corny at the same time lol.

 

[Jordan B]

" Do you come here often ? ? ? "


Lol

 

[Elite SEAL]

"Do you like to eat the nougat on Snickers bars? Because I got a rare 8 inch bar."

"hey, you got a stain on you."
(woman)"where?"
(man)"how 'bout my place in 20 minutes?"

If you like history: "Did you know that in the Medieval times, a knight's sword was made longer and stronger, judging by how pretty his wife was?"

"Gravity pulls things down, but I have an object that defies gravity when you are near"