Shiny

[illusion]

Looks like my moms lesbian friend.........wait, could it be............

 

[DiLLa]

dude if vida guerra is ur moms lesbian friend me and you are NEW best friends

 

[slick]

and u can call Dilla a mothefucka

 

[MeanMugginFool]

Does she get to ride in the jet?

 

[DiLLa]

and u can call Dilla a mothefucka

yes sir i love milfs dont want to date one tho

 

[slick]

and u can call Dilla a mothefucka

yes sir i love milfs dont want to date one tho

i think most of us feel the same way

 

[EMA]

and u can call Dilla a mothefucka

yes sir i love milfs dont want to date one tho

did i miss something? why not? dont want another kid?

 

[DiLLa]

duh?!

 

[EMA]

oh ghey...so what about diltf? are you screwed?

 

[DiLLa]

i have no idea wth a diltf is...im guessin u mean dilf which would be dads? and why would i care if a beautiful woman only wanted to fuck haha that would be great...

DiL: hello
Girl who only wants to fuck: hey can i come over for a lil bit?
DiL: sure
Girl: i just wanna fuck tho ok?

now how does that sound to you fellas?

 

[MeanMugginFool]

I'm down, and I don't have a kid.

 

[EMA]

oh god lame

 

[DiLLa]

oh god lame

why are u answering u did that already unless ur a fella?

 

[Sortitout]

oh god lame

why are u answering u did that already unless ur a fella?

lmao, seriously that's like a dream conversation

 

[Intro]

i have no idea wth a diltf is...im guessin u mean dilf which would be dads? and why would i care if a beautiful woman only wanted to fuck haha that would be great...

DiL: hello
Girl who only wants to fuck: hey can i come over for a lil bit?
DiL: sure
Girl: i just wanna fuck tho ok?

now how does that sound to you fellas?

I got one of those, but she always says "Wanna smoke?"

And you know a man like me can't turn down a blunt!