I know the inchworm also; yes I too am an ancient fuck! I love to read what you guys are talkin about, but it is like another language when you get all techy. I'll just stick with my dam smily face; although I would love to have a spray of one of those wind up monkey toys -now I'm really dating myself- you know the one; big smile, funny pants, -like the old organ grinders used to have on the street.