ok my gal came over to my apartment, after I got off work at 11pm, and had to be back in at 7:30 am. We stay up doing stuff till 1am, then she ribs me and said "I want chocolate doughnuts" 2 am, dunken doughnuts I got her some.
Having sex on a beach at 2 am, someone pulls around and stops, hit thier high beams on us, and then watches for a couple minuts before pulling around and leaving. Then a couple weeks later we did it again, same spot, and another car pulls through. (I think it was her friends, but she never admited it)
so Im a guy, I sweat, I smell funny. My wife has this great idea that if it wasn't for all the pit hair the odor wouldn;t hang around so much (I do bathe atleast 1x per day, 2x if I cut the grass or work out) any how, 12 years later I still shave my armpits daily.
ever get one of your own pubes in your mouth after your gal goes down on you? yeah, I have too, so about 5 years ago I decided to solve the problem once and for all. I do a porn star trim with my electric shaver on my groin, 1/8" fuzz, no more pube exchange. I have kept my wife trimed up for the last 4 years.
Standing in front of the feminin shelves at walmart looking for the right brand/size product for 5 minuts. Be carefull when you ask "Im goin out to walmart, you need anything"?
being in the delivery room for every child birth.
getting a visectomy. (yes, daddy got fixed)
being nice to my mother in law
