The corrupted wish game!

[jellyome]

Wish granted, after 1000's of years the earth dies but your cat is still alive, and suffers for eternity, good wish not

I wish i was bill gates

 

[mrman226]

You are, but you get screwed over when Chuck Norris' computer crashes

I wish this game would end

 

[jellyome]

Wish granted the next day the wii forum closes down, you get blamed and you commit suicide,

I want t3 internet

 

[mrman226]

you do, but then Bill Gates gets angry at you for giving him viruses and weenis enlargement pill adds.

I wish I was Austin Powers

 

[jellyome]

you are austin powers, you shag every girl and they all get aids and die, and the population dies out because of you.

I want a holiday

 

[mrman226]

You get one. And another one. And another one. And another one. You get one for the rest of your life, but because you're never working, you make no money and end on the streets begging for money. On a holiday.

I wish this game actually made sense

 

[jellyome]

It does but you feel so bad you shoot your self and die in pain

I wish their was a pink blob which could fly

 

[mrman226]

There is one already; Kirby! He gets angry at you and sucks you up, even though you give him no power or health.

I wish that nothing bad ever happens to me, and that the next poster does not make me kill myself

 

[jellyome]

You wish reverses its self you get shot and die what a life

I wish their was a green blob which could fly

 

[mrman226]

That green blob originated from your nose. And it's flying right at the hottest girl in school, who, coincidentally you are trying to hit on.

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