The never-ending SM64 cheat (game)

[Shilag]

You'll realize it was just the Star Theme tune. Now while being invincible, you have to run towards Hyrule Caste where you'll meet...

 

[Jesusdragon737]

.....a caterpillar that will attempt to crawl up your pants, but you must stop it, and toss it at just the right angle so it eclipses the sun, which will result in......

 

[Gdog]

.....a big bang! Peach gets upset, so she.....

 

[Jesusdragon737]

......throws a turnip at mario. you must catch it, and use it to plug up a leaky faucet......

 

[VGS]

...After you've done that, press the pausestart butten 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times to make a giant bowling ball with a picture of a demented Wiimote appear and make Mario eat 100,000,000 ounces of moldyrotten...

 

[Jesusdragon737]

....eggplants. After you have done that, you must head to the nearest ocean and make mario swim around in circles until a giant whirlpool forms, causing Mario to get sucked to the sea floor. On the bottom of the ocean, you have to make mario walk to the nearest...

 

[kacper00100]

...tesco extra store to buy princess peach from the tesco black market department and then dump her into a rubbish bin and whack her with a koopa...

 

[sharp141]

while poking her

 

[cloudzero45]

which will cause her to shrink and then you have to use mario to....

 

[VGS]

...Clean your toilet in real life. Of course you can't use him just yet, seeing as he's in the game still, so to get him out you must...

 

[Jesusdragon737]

(Oh crap i was about to end the cheat lol. I gotta think of something else )

.....you must have him run backwards toward the camera, then start jumping in a rhythm. Jump 2X per second, then jump 5 times as fast as possible, then stop jumping for one second, then repeat 1,000,000,000 times and eventually....

 

[Gdog]

You will freeze into an unidentified object which turns out to be....

 

[Jesusdragon737]

.....a Boo! You must change yourself back into Mario by sliding your N64 to the right 3 milimeters. Then Mario will fall into....

 

[Gdog]

The mouth of a chinchilla, which spits him up after Mario....

 

[Jesusdragon737]

......punches its pancreas. Then you must make Mario lift the chinchilla up and throw him off the edge of the world, which will cause the game to freeze. To unfreeze it you must....