Things we'd like to see in CA but never will

[Seawied]

This thread is dedicated to the completely ridiculous weapons we'd like to see for april fools.

here's my list

1) Silencer... for your melee weapon
2) Silencer... for a shotty/law
3) Pillow... working as a silencer for all other guns
4) The rubber chicken (melee), so you can cock slap your friends
5) A nerf gun
6) Nunchucks
7) Water balloons

 

[Miran_Eitan]

There's already one of these threads floating amuck I'm pretty sure...

A portable nuclear weapon. Complete with 2d mushroomcloud like Duke Nukem baby.

Actually I'd go for the replacement of all the explosion sprites with a mushroom cloud...that'd be awesome. and a nuclear explosion sound.

Nothing says manliness like radiation poisoning.

Ignoring that, a paintball gun. Headshots blind the opponent.

 

[Seawied]

There's already one of these threads floating amuck I'm pretty sure...

A portable nuclear weapon. Complete with 2d mushroomcloud like Duke Nukem baby.

Actually I'd go for the replacement of all the explosion sprites with a mushroom cloud...that'd be awesome. and a nuclear explosion sound.

Nothing says manliness like radiation poisoning.

Ignoring that, a paintball gun. Headshots blind the opponent.

nice!

Cause we need more explosive for junkflea right?

 

[Miran_Eitan]

You can NEVER...EVER have enough explosions.

Actually I take it back. Live Free Die Hard kinda pushed the line a lil'....

But in a game, you can't have enough explosions!

A guitar would be a fun melee weapon. Every time you smash a guy over the head it makes a *THRAAAAAANNGGG* noise that we know so well from J. Hendrix

 

[SPARTANZ77]

no hackers

 

[yocool]

There's already one of these threads floating amuck I'm pretty sure...

A portable nuclear weapon. Complete with 2d mushroomcloud like Duke Nukem baby.

Actually I'd go for the replacement of all the explosion sprites with a mushroom cloud...that'd be awesome. and a nuclear explosion sound.

Nothing says manliness like radiation poisoning.

Ignoring that, a paintball gun. Headshots blind the opponent.

that would be cool i like the idea

 

[Eagleman]

lol if you could buy that minigun from spy hunt mode

 

[SpIkE_JoNzE]

what about heavy artillery basements around the edge of the big maps?...

 

[jwl12345]

no hackers

best idea ever

 

[DrkFire4Ever]

no hackers

greatest idea ever

i would have a law but not actual guns but it shoots a huge laser keeps doing this for 3 minutes staright until it need charge ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

 

[Jordan B]

An Ion painter , See UT 2003