This Texas kid

[Dirty]

I had a friend back in highschool. Told me this while smoking buds looking at the stars in a Texas sky.

And I quote.

"Ya know Dirty, I can't live in NYC, to many fags man. I mean, I'd fuck a monkey, but not a boy monkey... Cause I aint no faggot man." Then he pointed his hands at me like two pistols and smiled "Shitcha! Shit yeah!" in the sound of a machine gun while moving in the motion of recoil.

This is for Cel, treat them goats nice man.

 

[mYth]

ROFL! N1 Dirty! :mrgreen:

 

[BillyTheKid]

rofl

 

[DiLLa]

omg dirty where do u come up with this stuff

 

[eggs]

omg dirty where do u come up with this stuff

..while smoking buds..

heres your sign

 

[DiLLa]

nah i dont talk about pores of flesh that determine livelyhood for the greatergood or wtf...dirty is on some other shit we dont know about

 

[psychonaut13]

yah, i think it's called creativity

 

[JustAnotherStayAtHomeDad]

I had a moment of creativity, well thats what I called it, my wife said it was just gas.


Being a 4th generation Texan I can relate, oh never mind, I can't relate. I moved from texas when I was 6 so the stars were never out before bedtime and I didnt smoke weed till I was 15! But I do remember seeing snow in Houston as a kid!

 

[Dirty]

wait til you read my fucking book!

 

[DiLLa]

fuck your book where the hell is your video you lying bastard!!!

 

[Defender]

Once I put my dick in the snow trying to make a boy snow angel. I got caught with my pants down by a nun and she spanked my bare ass. Strangely when I was spanked I had an orgasm which just pissed off the nun even more. But I told her to have a ice cream cone and not be so upset. So she dug her hand into the cummy ice I just made and slurped it up like it was haagen daz. That was years ago and now when I jerk off I like to put ice on my balls and remember her.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

[mYth]

wait til you read my fucking book!

Ok every1, write that down!

 

[psychonaut13]

dirty, if you are indeed writing a book....i'd really like to see what you've got so far. literarily speaking...not literally