Ya know what's funnier than jokes...

[Fiero]

This is not a mustache, its a speed bump for a high speed face fuck!

 

[MeanMugginFool]

"Hey baby, your dad must be a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes"

 

[mYth]

"So you're her wingman tonight? So am I. Wanna fly somewhere's else?"

"Mike go get me some water man! This babe's on fire!"

"Umm......if I buy you a drink, will you go fuck him please?"

Note: Funny thing was the last one actually worked......she was fine as hell too.....and she was sleepin by me come the next morning! :lol:

 

[Sortitout]

here are two i've used as jokes

1. *check her collar* just checking to see if you were made in heaven :lol:

2. * in rain* woah watch out there! sugar melts!

 

[DeathCorpse]

i have personally had this used on me and it worked... "Do you want to come home with me and help me rearrange my furniture"